Archive for October, 2006

October 26, 2006

List of Homer Simpson’s jobs.


October 26, 2006

Reasons for skipping the blogging. Since I’ve been absent for a good month, I guess I’ll just let other people speak for me. Pick your reason from the link. btw, some of my favorites:

“I got promoted to an officer in my World of Warcraft guild “Trick Model” on Illidan. ”
“I think a post I wrote a couple weeks ago was too big and clogged up one of the tubes leading to my “own personal internet.” Fortunately I just bought some eDrano, so things should be fine now.”
“I forgot my password…”

October 26, 2006

Very Short Stories: Stories in exactly 6 words. eg.:

Lie detector eyeglasses perfected: Civilization collapses.
– Richard Powers

Dinosaurs return. Want their oil back.
– David Brin

Machine. Unexpectedly, I’d invented a time
– Alan Moore

Longed for him. Got him. Shit.
– Margaret Atwood